When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to...
yellowmodelchiiick: bitch , we are not friends at the moment .
This is me when I hear a song i like
martientjee: First i play with the beat then the beat drops and im like then my favorite part play and im like then the song goes off and its like none of that ever happened HAHAHAHAHA <3 <3
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
hello-beautiful: I like you.
That awkward moment when all your friends are...
fuckyeahlaughters: hot-and-spicy: .
Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
Why do people poke my stomach?
mythoughts-andme: ratherdielaughing: “IS IT BECAUSE I’M FAT?!” This is too funny to not reblog. D:
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY FACE IN HD. lmaooo
My reaction to Chris Brown's Marvin's Room
worldwidep: chicagoxnative: LMAO!!!! it was hella boring